apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

08:39 474,417 notes via + source

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

15:22 367,288 notes via + source

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum
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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

14:48 649,990 notes via + source

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

image

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

11:45 357,032 notes via + source

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

11:45 450,803 notes via + source

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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