May 2013
plot twist: celebrities start shipping fans
googlebus:
honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
best-of-funny:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no
April 2013
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via parlouz)
scandal in america: CELEB CAUGHT CHEATING WITH FOUR DIFFERENT GUYS AND SMOKING POT ALSO SHE IS PREGNANT WHO IS THE FATHER IT COULD BE THESE OTHER CELEBS WHO EVERYONE LIKES ALSO TAYLOR SWIFT IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW
scandal in korea: IDOL HAS FRIEND WHO IS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
malikthirst:
If any of my followers are in Boston I want you all to know that I love you and stay safe
There are six sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
Side six: wtf is wrong with all you people
